Frank Zappa Funko Pop

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Woah look, a pinned post!

Hi I guess I should make one of these since I seem to be getting some followers here and there who maybe ought to know more about me.

I’m Ash, or Ashton, or Clay, it doesn’t matter much to me. I’m a trans intersex man/thing, I prefer the term transsexual honestly. I’m aro ace and bi, pretty exclusively t4t, and been in a relationship for 9 years. I will NOT be giving a full rundown of my mental disorders or physical disabilities or chronic illnesses. This is the internet, not my doctor’s office. Sorry, you’ll just have to take some things in stride. My life is a bit of a fucking nightmare sometimes.

I’m fat and hairy and I’m proud of it. I’m a furry but kinda quiet about it. I’m goth and occasionally go out in full corpse paint. I don’t post selfies much anymore because I don’t like getting spam bots on them.

I post a lot of horror and don’t generally tag things, save for flashing lights with things like “flashing tw” and “flashing lights” (for the safety of my followers who may have epilepsy).

Here’s a DNI because apparently I need one of those. So DNI:

  • Exclusionists
  • TERFs
  • Racists
  • Transphobes (I AM LUMPING HARRY POTTER ENJOYERS INTO THIS CATEGORY BY THE WAY)
  • Homophobes
  • “Queer is a slur” folks (y'all are insufferable, not sorry)
  • TME/TMA supporters (No, you can NOT have a little gender essentialism as a treat, are you fucking insane??? Are you a fucking Republican???)
  • Transmeds
  • Islamophobes
  • Antisemites
  • Zionists
  • Anti-kink folks
  • Pro-Lifers (I know I post a lot of Catholic shit, that ain’t for y'all, go away)
  • Ableists
  • Fatphobes

[SOFT DNI FOR FOLKS WHO ARE UNDERAGE! While I appreciate the necessity for intergenerational friendships/interactions and safe places, I don’t think I need to say why having younger teens following someone like me in this current administration might be a touch dangerous. If I find out you’re a kid, you’re getting softblocked, I’m very sorry.]

TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE INCEST KINKS:

Please know that while I have grown as a person and no longer necessarily believe that kinks = your morals as a person outside of sexual fiction, I have a deeply personal averse reaction to it, along with any content involving minors (I’m including DD/LG in this). To my mutuals, I reserve the right to unfollow you if you post any of that untagged and I happen to see it, it’s nothing personal, I just can’t stand it and I don’t think I should have to justify that.

Ultimately this is my space to talk about what I feel like. I do not take unfollowing very personally. If you don’t like my blog, you can leave it. You can even block me! That’s okay. I’m too old to care much anymore. I block for sometimes serious reasons, and sometimes just because I’m sick of seeing a post on my dash. I am beyond the desire to argue with people online.

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When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
Prison Journalism Project

"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child.Β 

I have spent many hours with those cats, and still I am amazed at how perfectly they reject everything it means to be in prison. They are playful and unselfconscious, curious and silly, soft and cuddly.

Sometimes it is even more interesting to watch my fellow prisoners interact with our cats. All those hard cases doing hard time melt like butter on a summer sidewalk when they visit the felines, feed them, watch them chase the birds and bees, and when they make toys to entice the cats to play with them.Β 

I don’t think about the past when a cat hops in my lap. I don’t think of what I should or could have done. I don’t think about courts or life sentences or parole boards. What comes to mind is peace, and a sense that everything is going to be OK. What’s in the past needs to stay there if I want to have a future, if I want to be grateful for today and for the fact that I am no longer the person I once was.

The cats, of course, already know this. They are gracious enough to spend their time with us so that we might learn, and so that we can enjoy a few quiet moments of warmth, softness, non judgment, and freedom."

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I've been anti death penalty and a prison abolitionist for years since I had to give a debate against the death penalty in class all the research available to me made me realize the kind of hell prison is and how prejudiced the system is one night scrolling through case studies and I was anti death penalty. that's all it took. surprises and disappoints me that it takes more convincing for others to be against it for some reason...
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juulpromocode

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

juulpromocode

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

juulpromocode

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

theblehthatbloos

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

juulpromocode

hello

me when I take my nyquil+beta blocker+melatonin+cbd combo so I get a good night's sleep only side effect is it feels like you're floating through life and time is a blur :) insomnia is fun kids! you should try it!